#duality of man...

[voltrixz]

Ngl my recent haircut has done WONDERSSS to my self image. Like. I look into the mirror and reflections and I actually get pretty happy, I feel good about myself!! I feel like I'm making progress on becoming the person I want to see in the mirror, it's genuinely so awesome..

ALSO just the fact it's a shorter haircut, it just feels so much lighter both like literally and metaphorically ngll. A friend of mine who I met up with today even said I looked brighter then usual and YAYYY :]

Just genuinely feel a lot better, and also super excited to see the different ways I can style my hair, been testing out a few and agrhrhr so fun, pretty awesome...

[vintage-fuzz]

Gravity Falls lore is actually so crazy because we can assume that around when Stan was trying to chew his way out of the trunk of a car, Ford was in the midst of the most gut-wrenching, one-sided, cringe-fail situationship known to man.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Two things can be and are true at once.

Robin Jason was a sweet, kind kid who cared about victims. He also had righteous rage and violent tendencies towards those he thought deserved it.

Being Robin gave him magic and as Robin he shattered a man's collarbone with no remorse.

[frownyalfred]

love how Gotham goons are like "awh, it's the nice, quippy one" when they see Nightwing and then Dick shoves his fucking escrima stick down their throats until they choke on it and almost die

[jjcattt]

[kataraavatara]

if i had a nickel for everytime someone involved in a 2024 rap beef brought up their opponent’s height and shoe size and then got totally obliterated i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

[furiosophie]

i think it's good to remember sometimes that at their core they're all fucking idiots

[joejhang]

I LOVE JEAN "get my wife's pretty name out of your mouth" MOREAU

[selenityshiroi]

Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him

'I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox...he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree...but then he came back and hacked away at it's legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died'

'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn't like to ask'

'But...the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she's an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert'

'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf...claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I'm not sure he was quite right in the head at the time'

'He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it'

And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight' Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline' Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.

When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like '...I can explain...it made sense at the time'

[humming-fly]

I've been really enjoying all the heart-wrenching and beautiful art episode 43 of malevolent has spawned, so to even things out here's even more monty python shitposts

Bonus:

[bigfatbreak]

2 updates on patreon!

[voltrixz]

She micheal on my myers till I Halloween.

[deathdefyinggarlic]

[frownyalfred]

Bruce: Clark is my closest friend. I admire him more than I can ever say. I don’t know what I would do without him.

Also Bruce, teaching his kids how to use super senses against an opponent: so if you turn on the high frequency emitter I’ve added to all of your gauntlets and then go directly for the face while they’re bent over screaming, you can buy yourself a few extra seconds of —

[otterlyart]

"The last thing you hear is… 'I don’t want to go back!'"

[disastervaxildan]

my favorite thing about griffin as a dm is that he taught himself how to write and produce original music for taz but refused to learn the 5e ability checks